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Our London dog wash is fit for a queen. Or king.
Massage relaxing suds that smell of white tea into his or her fur.
At any point during the bath, give your pet's new squeaky phone booth a few good squeaks to liven the mood.
Keep Calm and Wash On.

At High Maintenance Bitch®, we decided to take your dog's bath time, and make it healthier, more natural, and way more fun for the both of you.

 

We are excited to introduce our newest addition,
"Squeaky Clean" Simply Good Dog Wash, made from the finest ingredients. We have formulated this shampoo with your pet in mind, knowing they deserve to be bathed in only the best effective and healthy ingredients.

Each bottle of dog wash is reminiscent of a beloved city from around the world and comes with a matching removable squeaky toy.

 

We are so proud of what's inside the bottle that we walk you through our ingredients here on our website.

Our dog wash is simply good, non toxic, paraben free, phthalate free, and phosphate free. It is made in the USA with human-grade ingredients and pure essential oils.

 

At HMB, we have a genuine love for dogs.

For over a decade we have been creating products that enrich the lives between you and your pet. From the very beginning, our products have been developed and manufactured in Seattle. From everyone of us, thank you for your continued support. We are eternally grateful.

 

Water, Sodium Cocoamphoacetate, Glycerin, 

Lauryl Glucoside, Sodium Cocoyl Glutamate, 

Sodium Lauryl Glucose Carboxylate, Coco-

Glucoside, Glyceryl Oleate, Sodium Citrate, 

Sodium Chloride, Gluconic Acid, Sodium 

Benzoate, Fragrance, Tocopherol (Vitamin E),  

Hydrolyzed Soy Protein, Aloe Barbadensis 

Leaf Juice.     Made in the U.S.A.

Does Not Contain Sodium Lauryl Sulfate

Each bottle of Squeaky Clean
Simply Good Dog Wash comes enclosed in a clear plastic cylinder.

The removable squeaky toy fits snug over the dog wash bottle cap.

Each Bottle is made with high quality packaging. While the artwork is printed in brilliantly bright colors, each city has unique elements on its label that SHIMMER IN THE LIGHT.

Elements of artwork that SHIMMER on the London Bottle:

  • Chandelier

  • High Maintenance Bitch® Logo

  • SUEAKY CLEAN Logo

  • British Flag

  • Double Decker Bus

  • Phone Booth

  • Sidebar: "It's Not About Being A Dog, It's About Being A Bitch"

  • Crown above ingredients

View our 18 Page
Color Brochure - Flip Book

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